Ask Me a Dumb Question You Will Get a Smart Ass Answer
by John Flores
While I don’t get as many ignorant people telling me things about my “killer dogs”, I still get the random ignorant person who says the dumbest thing. With that being said, I was walking Penny & Elvis when this lady came up to me and said…
Lady: Can my dog meet your dogs?
Me: Sure.
Lady: Wow. Your pit bulls are really friendly. That’s odd. Are they always this friendly?
Me: No, only on Wednesdays. Every other day of the week they try to kill people.
Lady: But today is Thursday.
Me: I haven’t taught them the days of the week, yet.
There were more words exchanged but you get the gist of it. Ask me a dumb question you will get a smart ass answer. And yes, this lady lives on the next block over. I’m sure I will see her again very soon!
Have a good Monday, everyone!
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Perfect!!!
Lmao! Love it!
I witnessed this. Along with her comment … ” hmmm rotties are usually friendly. .. why aren’t yours ?”
Too funny!
Lol you and your smart ass answers 😀
I commend you! One day, a new neighbor was moving in across the street and this is what I heard:
woman: Aww, look how cute their dog is and she is so good.
man: She is a pit bull
woman: oh, never mind.
what the hell! Really, people are so ignorant. At that moment, I was so angry, I just had nothing to say. Wish I would have read this sooner, I would have had a smart answer too!